eric maan's definitions

churned out

The state of being burned out from acting like you're working hard.

Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?

Gerald: He took a sick day.

Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

Rock 'n' roll tobacco

Weed

Hey man, did you pick up some rock 'n' roll tobacco for the gig?

by Eric Maan December 2, 2009

sympathy fascist

Someone who tries to coax others into feeling the pain of those who probably deserve little or no empathy.

Bill: Those people shouldn't be cheering the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Fred: Give it a break you sympathy fascist.

by Eric Maan May 29, 2011

adult ketchup

Hot sauce generally too spicy for the young 'uns.

Hey Billy Bob, these wings are for whimps. Pass me the adult ketchup.

by Eric Maan September 3, 2009

ho-ster

A place where loose women hide their pistols. The vagina.

Jim: "Comack McCarthy’s ex-wife did what?"
Bill: "She pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens."

Sid: "Are you packing?"
Jane: "Got one in the ho-ster."

by Eric Maan January 10, 2014

Circle Jerk

Someone who accelerates when entering a traffic circle to cut off other drivers travelling at normal speeds.

As grandma rolled into the roundabout, she had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting a circle jerk in a yellow BMW.

by Eric Maan September 3, 2009

chatter chalk

Cocaine

Hey man, quit blabbering. You on the chatter chalk again?

by Eric Maan November 19, 2010