by Eric Maan September 03, 2009

by Eric Maan November 19, 2010

A tanning bed.
Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.
by Eric Maan July 31, 2010

by Eric Maan January 08, 2010

Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?
Gerald: He took a sick day.
Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
Gerald: He took a sick day.
Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

Shrugging the shoulders and raising the hands with palms to the sky to show you have no idea whatsoever about the topic at hand.
by Eric Maan November 23, 2009

Be willing to go all the way with something. Refers to the mixed martial arts cage and the kind of hardcore punishment competitors are willing to face. Sometimes used to over-dramatize skirmishes.
Lisa was angry that Beth wanted to see Harry Potter instead of Sex and the City and was ready to take it to the cage.
Our manager said we had to switch to green Post-Its, but Bill took it to the cage and won. We still get to use the yellow ones.
Our manager said we had to switch to green Post-Its, but Bill took it to the cage and won. We still get to use the yellow ones.
by Eric Maan February 09, 2010
