Definitions by eric maan

ho-ster 

A place where loose women hide their pistols. The vagina.

Jim: "Comack McCarthy’s ex-wife did what?"
Bill: "She pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens."

Sid: "Are you packing?"
Jane: "Got one in the ho-ster."

ho-ster by Eric Maan January 10, 2014

sympathy fascist 

Someone who tries to coax others into feeling the pain of those who probably deserve little or no empathy.

Bill: Those people shouldn't be cheering the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Fred: Give it a break you sympathy fascist.

sympathy fascist by Eric Maan May 29, 2011

chatter chalk 

Cocaine

Hey man, quit blabbering. You on the chatter chalk again?

chatter chalk by Eric Maan November 19, 2010

skin toaster 

A tanning bed.

Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.

skin toaster by Eric Maan July 31, 2010

take it to the cage 

Be willing to go all the way with something. Refers to the mixed martial arts cage and the kind of hardcore punishment competitors are willing to face. Sometimes used to over-dramatize skirmishes.

Lisa was angry that Beth wanted to see Harry Potter instead of Sex and the City and was ready to take it to the cage.

Our manager said we had to switch to green Post-Its, but Bill took it to the cage and won. We still get to use the yellow ones.

take it to the cage by Eric Maan February 9, 2010

deloop 

To take out of the information flow, cut off from access.

Oliver blew the Donlan account so he was delooped.

deloop by Eric Maan January 8, 2010

Rock 'n' roll tobacco 

Weed

Hey man, did you pick up some rock 'n' roll tobacco for the gig?

Rock 'n' roll tobacco by Eric Maan December 2, 2009