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13 definitions by eric maan

 
1.
1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.
James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
 
2.
A pitch adjustment knob on a mixing board used to bring out-of-tune singers back into key. Named for the heavy metal car wreck Ozzy Osbourne.
Sound Engineer. Jeez Bill, that sounded like someone strangling a sick cat.

Producer: Yeah, if she only sang as good as she looks.

Sound Engineer: Time for the Ozzy knob.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
 
3.
The state of being burned out from acting like you're working hard.
Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?

Gerald: He took a sick day.

Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
 
4.
Hot sauce generally too spicy for the young 'uns.
Hey Billy Bob, these wings are for whimps. Pass me the adult ketchup.
by Eric Maan August 04, 2009
 
5.
To take out of the information flow, cut off from access.
Oliver blew the Donlan account so he was delooped.
by Eric Maan January 08, 2010
 
6.
Weed
Hey man, did you pick up some rock 'n' roll tobacco for the gig?
by Eric Maan November 23, 2009
 
7.
Shrugging the shoulders and raising the hands with palms to the sky to show you have no idea whatsoever about the topic at hand.
I asked Vlad where he parked the car, and he gave me a Polish salute.
by Eric Maan November 23, 2009