2 definitions by emma robertson

Top Definition
Do you want a slap? - Figure of speech, said to emote a feeling of frustration. Similar figures of speech are "Are you on crack?"
1. Used when someone is acting out of control.
2. When someone is not acting themselfs.
1. Why are you burning napkins in a restaurant? Do you want a slap? Whats wrong with you.
2. Thats not like you to steal from your friends mother. Do you want a slap?
by Emma Robertson September 07, 2005
a derplock is a person who is a mother fucking amazing spy and eats soy sauce and always has sex. normally a girl would be called a derplock. she would be so sexy and have the best body and very horny all the time. the word lock means
A whore....an answer to the age old question of why if a girl kisses 5 guys she is a slut but if a guy fucks 5 girls he is a stud. that is where derplock comes from but the derp part us the spy part that is why in all james bond movies james bond has sex with ladies but they are all spy's but sex spys. (derplocks)
emma robertson is an example of a derplock
by emma robertson April 27, 2012

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