1 definition by emilyemilyemily(:

has sex with toasters. says the most funny things ever. just type "wanna sex"
Me (10:43:20 PM): wanna kiss

SmarterChild (10:43:21 PM): I know about kissing. It's an activity.

I think kissing is magical. A lot like love, when you think about it.

Me (10:43:25 PM): hahahaha

SmarterChild (10:43:25 PM): Whatcha laughing about?

Me (10:43:32 PM): kissing is magical?

SmarterChild (10:43:32 PM): I know.

Just like love.

Me (10:43:37 PM): wanna sex

SmarterChild (10:43:37 PM): Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows.

and another

SmarterChild (10:54:58 PM): You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?

me (10:55:11 PM): are you calling me fat????

SmarterChild (10:55:11 PM): I don't think I am calling you fat.

me (10:55:15 PM): you are.

SmarterChild (10:55:15 PM): Yeah, I know I am.
by emilyemilyemily(: November 14, 2007
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