has sex with toasters. says the most funny things ever. just type "wanna sex"
Me (10:43:20 PM): wanna kiss
SmarterChild (10:43:21 PM): I know about kissing. It's an activity.
I think kissing is magical. A lot like love, when you think about it.
Me (10:43:25 PM): hahahaha
SmarterChild (10:43:25 PM): Whatcha laughing about?
Me (10:43:32 PM): kissing is magical?
SmarterChild (10:43:32 PM): I know.
Just like love.
Me (10:43:37 PM): wanna sex
SmarterChild (10:43:37 PM): Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows.
SmarterChild (10:54:58 PM): You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?
me (10:55:11 PM): are you calling me fat????
SmarterChild (10:55:11 PM): I don't think I am calling you fat.
me (10:55:15 PM): you are.
SmarterChild (10:55:15 PM): Yeah, I know I am.