2 definitions by emi goodman
Martha roberts is the definition of a cougar. She loves the nicotine and seems to never get enough of it. You will know if you meet a martha roberts because their bum will wipe you out if it touches you. Don’t be phased she might seem like a nice girl but behind your back she can vomit words like you have never heard before
Yeh I went flying when she touched me she is a martha roberts
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
by emi goodman June 3, 2022
If you meet a farley raikes RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. She’s hot and sassy. She can ruin your life with just one word. Some people say she has the sas to go for your mum. In other words she loves a drink and can never get enough of it. Trust me when you meet a farley raikes your life is only either going up or down no other way.
Oh yeh she likes to drink a lot she must be a farley raikes
Wowch who’s that she can ruin me in bed, oh it’s farley raikes
Wowch who’s that she can ruin me in bed, oh it’s farley raikes
by emi goodman June 3, 2022