134 definitions by elsquid
| 15. | prose-yak | ||
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Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.
I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.
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| 16. | collateral spamage | ||
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When your kid gets on your computer and checks-out all the porn web sites and you end-up getting hit with a heavy barrage of spam.
My kid's computer broke down; so I let him use mine. Now, I'm getting a spam saturation-bombing: collateral spamage!
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| 17. | muffie | ||
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A Middle-aged Urban Failure Alternate spelling: 'muffy'. He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?
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| 18. | juggersnot | ||
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A huge impending sneeze you know you can't prevent. As soon as my dentist's hot assistant started on me, I felt a monster juggersnot coming on.
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| 19. | Elviscerate | ||
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verb: to eliminate any or all Elvis impersonators \ noun: Elvisceration They're marching to Vegas in protest of the international conspiracy to Elviscerate the world.
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| 20. | sweet and sour pork | ||
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good cop/bad cop Take Scarface here down to the station and give him the sweet and sour pork treatment.
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| 21. | skank you | ||
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A sarcastic expression of gratitude to an unpleasant women – usually spoken in a muffled manner, so as to be mistaken for "thank you". Hostess: "I refuse to seat anyone costumed as Elvis Presley."
Elvis impersonator: "Skank you... skank you very much." |
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