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totally dominate

to eat with gusto. Total domination is apparently performed by groups of hippies sitting around a campfire when a pot of stew is offered. Undoubtedly, the urge to totally dominate a stew is caused by the munchies after totally dominating a blunt or five.
Oh man, we've been, like, totally dominating that stew you guys gave us.

Um, glad you liked it. Now please stop shining your flashlight into our tent.
by elemental July 8, 2005
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five, four, and a door

a residential pile of vomit known as a 'colonial-style' house, characterised by vinyl siding, paste-on shutters, and gypsum board covering every interior wall and ceiling.

Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.

The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.

The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.
If I see one more development spring up full of five, four, and a doors, I'm going to slit my wrists with my drafting triangle and shove my compass into my eye.
by elemental July 10, 2005
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Urine Flow Unit

a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.

the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.

UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 Urine Flow Units.
by elemental September 4, 2006
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WEEP

acronym for White Eastern European Protestant. Just like a WASP; just for the rest of us who are NOT Anglo-Saxon descendents.
I would consider myself a WASP, but due to my Hungarian heritage, I am more accurately a WEEPy American male.
by elemental July 27, 2005
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shink

the sound uttered when producing (or making the motion of producing) a blade, expandable baton, or other metallic object, usually a weapon.
Check out this shiv I just got. *Shink*
by elemental July 8, 2005
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waffelations

the square coffers, or hollow spaces, found on the underside of a two-way concrete slab system. Such a slab is known as a waffle slab.

Waffle slabs are the most delicious floor system EVER.
Mmm, looking up at the ceiling in Cowgill always makes me hungry. I'd love to turn this building over and fill all those waffelations with butter and syrup.
by elemental July 8, 2005
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groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.
uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.
by elemental May 4, 2005
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