elemental's definitions

BenHip (Benevolent Hippie Society)

Hippies who gift cancer patients and people in chronic pain with nugs of marijuana or "special" brownies.

"Is grandpa buying dope?"
"No, it's from BenHip (Benevolent Hippie Society)."

by Elemental March 4, 2012

college load

a load of laundry which contains everything in the hamper. no sorting takes place. reds in with whites. delicates with jeans. usually, the washing machine is packed as full as possible. the college load is a direct result of exorbitant prices at campus laundry rooms.

crap, i only have a buck in quarters. looks like i'll have to do a college load.

by elemental May 4, 2005

male PMS

The male equivalent of the irritability and general pissiness which often accompanies the natural female pre-menstrual syndrome. No known cause or cure.

Steer clear of Hans today, man--must be a case of male PMS.

by elemental June 13, 2005

dumpsworth

a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.

Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.

by elemental September 4, 2006

shink

the sound uttered when producing (or making the motion of producing) a blade, expandable baton, or other metallic object, usually a weapon.

Check out this shiv I just got. *Shink*

by elemental July 8, 2005

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.

uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.

by elemental May 4, 2005

waffelations

the square coffers, or hollow spaces, found on the underside of a two-way concrete slab system. Such a slab is known as a waffle slab.

Waffle slabs are the most delicious floor system EVER.

Mmm, looking up at the ceiling in Cowgill always makes me hungry. I'd love to turn this building over and fill all those waffelations with butter and syrup.

by elemental July 8, 2005