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Hokie Harlem

The Upper Quad at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, VA. Hokie Harlem is the neighborhood of the famed Corps of Cadets at VT, as well as several unfortunate civilian souls.

Characterised by depressing brick buildings, instead of the traditional Hokie Stone found elsewhere on campus, Hokie Harlem is probably not as shady as the name implies, but nevertheless is not the kind of place one feels comfortable strolling alone at night.

Close proximity to the Tech electrical plant adds to the general skeeviness of the place.

Shultz dining hall is also located in Hokie Harlem.
*shudder* I just took a shortcut through Hokie Harlem. I had my Mace in my hand the whole time.
by elemental July 1, 2005
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awesome sauce

a beautifully assonant phrase which can and should be used on any occasion where joy and elation are expressed.

the origin of 'awesome sauce' is probably from Strong Bad, although in that case he refers to a cleaning product with the trade name of Awesome Sauce. 'awesome sauce' has been adapted for use both as an exclamation or reserved sign of approval.
chel: i just got a hired at Big Lots.
macgyver: awesome sauce.
by elemental June 22, 2005
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totally dominate

to eat with gusto. Total domination is apparently performed by groups of hippies sitting around a campfire when a pot of stew is offered. Undoubtedly, the urge to totally dominate a stew is caused by the munchies after totally dominating a blunt or five.
Oh man, we've been, like, totally dominating that stew you guys gave us.

Um, glad you liked it. Now please stop shining your flashlight into our tent.
by elemental July 8, 2005
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r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0r

far, far better than simply to r0x0r. to rock like a fox in a box. because if you put a f0x0r in a b0x0r, that b0x0r would certainly be r0x0ring off the charts.

really grood.
chel: someone just blew up the football stadium...looks like no more hokie football. ever again.

a: r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0r! this is the best news EVER!
by elemental October 12, 2005
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rexic

a shortened form of anorexic. may refer to the state of person with an eating disorder. however, also can describe meager portions of food.
I hate France for many reasons, but especially because in all their restaurants the portions are totally rexic.
by elemental July 8, 2005
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Urine Flow Unit

a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.

the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.

UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 Urine Flow Units.
by elemental September 4, 2006
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college load

a load of laundry which contains everything in the hamper. no sorting takes place. reds in with whites. delicates with jeans. usually, the washing machine is packed as full as possible. the college load is a direct result of exorbitant prices at campus laundry rooms.
crap, i only have a buck in quarters. looks like i'll have to do a college load.
by elemental May 4, 2005
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