elemental's definitions

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.

uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.

by elemental May 4, 2005

waffelations

the square coffers, or hollow spaces, found on the underside of a two-way concrete slab system. Such a slab is known as a waffle slab.

Waffle slabs are the most delicious floor system EVER.

Mmm, looking up at the ceiling in Cowgill always makes me hungry. I'd love to turn this building over and fill all those waffelations with butter and syrup.

by elemental July 8, 2005

shink

the sound uttered when producing (or making the motion of producing) a blade, expandable baton, or other metallic object, usually a weapon.

Check out this shiv I just got. *Shink*

by elemental July 8, 2005

fohty

a 40-oz. bottle of beer. pronounced FOH-tee.

beverage actually need not be beer. see example.

HOT. I just bought me a cream soda fohty.

I'm gonna be partying like a rock star tonight.

by elemental July 7, 2005

BenHip (Benevolent Hippie Society)

Hippies who gift cancer patients and people in chronic pain with nugs of marijuana or "special" brownies.

"Is grandpa buying dope?"
"No, it's from BenHip (Benevolent Hippie Society)."

by Elemental March 4, 2012

kojak with a kodak

a police officer in a patrol car with a radar gun.

trucker CB lingo.

Breaker breaker, we got a kojak with a kodak out here at mile marker 171.

10-4, good buddy.

by elemental July 8, 2005

college load

a load of laundry which contains everything in the hamper. no sorting takes place. reds in with whites. delicates with jeans. usually, the washing machine is packed as full as possible. the college load is a direct result of exorbitant prices at campus laundry rooms.

crap, i only have a buck in quarters. looks like i'll have to do a college load.

by elemental May 4, 2005