elemental's definitions

university bookstore

a building on a college campus which magically makes all merchandise placed within its walls cost two to three times as much as it would elsewhere.

When I found the chunk of plastic known as a 'contact lens case' priced at $5.99 in our university bookstore, I went into a rage and drove my car through the front window.

by elemental February 24, 2006

waffelations

the square coffers, or hollow spaces, found on the underside of a two-way concrete slab system. Such a slab is known as a waffle slab.

Waffle slabs are the most delicious floor system EVER.

Mmm, looking up at the ceiling in Cowgill always makes me hungry. I'd love to turn this building over and fill all those waffelations with butter and syrup.

by elemental July 8, 2005

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.

uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.

by elemental May 4, 2005

shink

the sound uttered when producing (or making the motion of producing) a blade, expandable baton, or other metallic object, usually a weapon.

Check out this shiv I just got. *Shink*

by elemental July 8, 2005

fohty

a 40-oz. bottle of beer. pronounced FOH-tee.

beverage actually need not be beer. see example.

HOT. I just bought me a cream soda fohty.

I'm gonna be partying like a rock star tonight.

by elemental July 7, 2005

college load

a load of laundry which contains everything in the hamper. no sorting takes place. reds in with whites. delicates with jeans. usually, the washing machine is packed as full as possible. the college load is a direct result of exorbitant prices at campus laundry rooms.

crap, i only have a buck in quarters. looks like i'll have to do a college load.

by elemental May 4, 2005

UFU

the acronym for Urine Flow Unit. pronounced by the letters: 'yoo-eff-yoo.'

a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.

the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.

UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.

Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 UFUs.

by elemental September 4, 2006