1 definition by el Che
There are 4 breeds of Gangsters. These are:
Organized Gangster: These are groups are the Italian and Russian Mafia, Triads, etc. These are REAL Gangsters that assassinate people for money, deal drugs, and ride around in Rolls Royce's and limos. They are mostly educated and there is close to zero chance you'll get to be one, are educated, and don't swear (not).They wear suits, fedoras, Rolexs, and have big boddyguards who dress in black, have earpieces, and at least some stubble. Eg: Al Capone, The Godfather.
Street Gangs: These are people like Crips, Bloods, etc. Also dangerous but are not educated and carry around stolen hangduns. They take toooooo much drugs, and have lots of body tatoos. They dress in any shit they get their hands on.
Wanna-bes: These are those shitheads down the street that act swag and listen to crap like Eminem, 50cent, and act tough to get a girl.
Hobos: These are the poorest that steal stuff/money so they can afford their crack.
Organized Gangster: These are groups are the Italian and Russian Mafia, Triads, etc. These are REAL Gangsters that assassinate people for money, deal drugs, and ride around in Rolls Royce's and limos. They are mostly educated and there is close to zero chance you'll get to be one, are educated, and don't swear (not).They wear suits, fedoras, Rolexs, and have big boddyguards who dress in black, have earpieces, and at least some stubble. Eg: Al Capone, The Godfather.
Street Gangs: These are people like Crips, Bloods, etc. Also dangerous but are not educated and carry around stolen hangduns. They take toooooo much drugs, and have lots of body tatoos. They dress in any shit they get their hands on.
Wanna-bes: These are those shitheads down the street that act swag and listen to crap like Eminem, 50cent, and act tough to get a girl.
Hobos: These are the poorest that steal stuff/money so they can afford their crack.
Joey: I want Fred gone and I want him gone TONIGHT! Don't mess up Johnny! 'pushes a briefcase full of cash towards Johnny'
E Low: Yo G, ma real Gangster G, I got dat cr@ck u aksed (no I didn't spell it wrong) me for. Now give me da dope G, I'm like shootin deez nuts.
Wanna be Gangsta: Yo get out of ma way u b****!!!
Person 1: DAFUQ 'Punches retard in the face'
Wayne: Gimme dat crack!
E Low: Yo G, ma real Gangster G, I got dat cr@ck u aksed (no I didn't spell it wrong) me for. Now give me da dope G, I'm like shootin deez nuts.
Wanna be Gangsta: Yo get out of ma way u b****!!!
Person 1: DAFUQ 'Punches retard in the face'
Wayne: Gimme dat crack!
by el Che July 19, 2015