2 definitions by ej m

to make a mustache out of pubic hair and place it on someone's upper lip (usually done to a "lightweight" who has passed out due to drinking and/or smoking marijuana). the term comes from the folk singer jim croce who sported a large black mustache. the first person to be croced beared a resemblance to jim croce.
jeff was passed out by eleven o'clock, so we croced his ass.
by ej m January 4, 2006
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To solve two problems with a single action. The phrase was created to be a less violent version of "kill two birds with one stone."
I needed to run some errands but I also wanted to catch up with Melissa. I decided to feed two dogs with one bone and I asked Melissa to come with me.
by ej m January 24, 2011
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