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At Humboldt State (and most likely many other college campuses) there is always a mysterious man hanging out in the smoking pits and the gazebos around the dorms. This mystery man has no mysterious objective - it is simply to take advantage of the naiive freshmen who still get money from mommy and daddy in SoCal.
the mystery man is usually just an older, wiser, poorer college student looking to make some money off a natural resource in our little college town.
dude, i got some sweet purps from that gazebo guy.
by edwardofingers December 04, 2007

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