182 definitions by eda-skip

milk-shot

A milk-shot is a cumgasm that squirts out of a guy's dick that has the color and consistency of milk.

This morning when I was taking care of my morning wood, I had an awesome milk-shot!

by eda-skip July 4, 2022

Several of us cadets went on picnic, and they kept feeding me their dickwich!

by eda-skip May 12, 2023

A Lefty-loosie is a left-handed guy with a loose asshole.

We went to the baths in Colorado Spring, and I fucked a Lefty-loosie!

by eda-skip October 21, 2021

Bonerfied means whether or not a guy has a hard-on.

I wake up in the morning and I'm Bonerfied!

by eda-skip November 4, 2021

orange is the color I told my little brother that cum was when he was just beginning to jerk off.

When I was seventeen, I told my 13-year-old little brother that cum was orange!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

jock yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his jockstrap when he jerks off in it.

I sell some of my jockstraps with jock yogurt in them on Naughtybids for cum-suckers!

by eda-skip January 22, 2022

A Bradley shower-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's taking care of his morning wood while taking a shower.

Every morning there are a lot of other cadets in the cadet showers taking care of their boners by trying to have a Bradley shower-gasm!

by eda-skip October 5, 2021