17 definitions by ed the word

an average joe. a very non remarkable person
here comes gregular again..he's probably gonna say good afternoon and ask how we're doin....again...(shakes head)
by ed the word September 12, 2009
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a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.
ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!

word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
by ed the word September 11, 2009
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classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
by ed the word September 15, 2009
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