e's definitions

Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

by e February 7, 2005

Desert Oogee

A slang term for Desert Eagle. This way of saying it expresses much joy and fondness for the Desert Eagle pistol manufactured by Israeli Military Industries and provided by Magnum Research Inc. This expression is most often used when describing the .50 caliber version of the Desert Eagle pistol.

Oh, Jesus! Look at how funny Desert Oogee is when fired point blank at that woman's face!

by E March 25, 2005

punani

1) Hawaiian word for an unhygenic (stanky) female
2) a sacred word used to warn other men of your mistakes

make your best godzilla face, point your arm, and scream "PUUUUUU-NAAAAAA-NIIIIII!!!"

by E March 15, 2005

javi

when doing anything in life, the unintential happens....

we were playing pool and the guy went javi and knocked in 3 balls and didnt even call it!

by E July 19, 2006

skummer buss

A word said when a sudden and unexpected rousal of an emotional rush of energy comes about abruptly and the index finger of one of the hands is placed under the bottom lip and moved up and down with excessive vigor so as to make the lip flap up and down rapidly with an accompanying smacking sound.

variants: boo boo muss, skummer skuss, skummer skyuss, skummer biss, biss boo muss, boo boo biss

Man, o man. That was funny..."SKUMMER BUSS!!!"

by E March 23, 2005

macintosh

an amazing alternative to windows, which uses color and design (GUI, actual exterior) to make the computor experience exciting

iMac, iPod, iBook, CUBE!

by e March 27, 2004

candy-flipping

doing acid and mdma (ecstacy) at the same time

dude, last week i went candy-flipping, i was tripping balls

by E February 10, 2005