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Chest Goblins

Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.
Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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Uberfotze

The German term used when calling someone a cunt (fotze in German) just isnt enough.

Pronounciation: oo-ber-fote-tsa

*See also Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt
Reginald: Dude, Chuck, sorry. I heard that cunt Katie cheated on you.
Chuck: Dude, dont call her a cunt.
Reginald: Why, not. You dont still love her do ya.
Chuck: Fuck no. She's not a cunt, shes a fuckin Uberfotze.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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Hungarian Cuntgrass

1. A slur referring to the pubic region of a very hairy Hungarian woman. The slur is used to demean an opponent.

2. Hungarian marijuana
1. My ex is a bag of Hungarian Cuntgrass.

2. Fuck dude, that Hungarian Cuntgrass had me trippin balls last night.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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challenge

a drinking game orgininated in the northeastern oregon town of milton-freewater. at any moment during a party if you've heard the word "challenge" shouted you must consume whatever you have in your hand as fast as possible. this is a good way to weed out the pussy drinkers who think they're rugged.

assists are also allowed
challenge: straight up

guy 1: dude that chick over there is hot.
guy 2: you should go over there and CHALLENGE!

challenge: with assist

guy 1: hey chuck, fill in the blank. i _______ you to a dual.
guy 2: is it by any chance, CHALLENGE!
by dylan w April 16, 2008
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California Curbstomp

Forcing someone you just recently curbstomped into performing oral sex on you (but since the person is either dead or unconcious, its more of a face fuck than oral sex)
Guy: You like it rough do ya?
Girl: Ya, i do you big sexy man you.
Guy: Alright then, bite the curb.
Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why?
Guy: (curbstomping girl) Cause youre gettin California Curbstomped.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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Gowdy

An adjective used to describe something that is either: a rough or hairy situation, someone that is not physically attractive, or an event (i.e. a party, concert, etc.) that is a blasty blast.
Can be used same as the word bad, it can be either bad or good depending on the context of use.
1. Fuck man that party last night was gowdy.
2. Shit. I fucked up. I porked some gowdy bitch last night.
3. Dude, that car accident was fuckin gowdy.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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chaz spaz

A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.
Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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