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14 definitions by dylan w

 
1.
1. A girl who has a the body of a 10 and the face of a stillborn baby

see also Butterface

2. The lady a sweathog turns into when a man has on his beer goggles.

3. The girl you go to that no one sleeps with cause you know she'll say yes to sex and oh so much more.
1. Guy: (to pretty lady from behind) Hello gorgeous, how bout a drink?
Girl: Sure...(interrupted by Guy as she turns around)
Guy: (interrupting Girl) JESUS TITTY FUCKIN' CHRIST, you're a god damn pound hound.

2. Guy: (drunk and following lady out of bar) Be there in a sec baby. Tom, check out this babe I landed.
Tom: Dude, you sure you wanna do this, shes a pound hound.
Guy: You're just jealous, ya douche.

3. Guy: Dude, that chick you fucked last night was gowdy.
Guy 2: I know, shes a pound hound huh. I havent gotten any in awhile so i took what i can get.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
 
2.
The offspring of blood relatives concieving a child.
I sure as hell ain't raisin' any flipper grandchildren, you bitches understand
by dylan w March 20, 2008
 
3.
the action of working your penis around in circular motions in a rectum to get feces on it
Paris Hilton - What are you doin back there?
Jay Leno - Coal mining bitch so shut up.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
 
4.
A very large, unattractive, sweaty, pimply, hairy women that only hammered men, trailer trash, niggers (not african-americans), and spiks (not mexicans) sleep with.
Guy 1: Dude, are you seriously gonna sleep with that sweathog.
Guy 2: It's okay, im both a spik and shitfaced.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
 
5.
The German term used when calling someone a cunt (fotze in German) just isnt enough.

Pronounciation: oo-ber-fote-tsa

*See also Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt
Reginald: Dude, Chuck, sorry. I heard that cunt Katie cheated on you.
Chuck: Dude, dont call her a cunt.
Reginald: Why, not. You dont still love her do ya.
Chuck: Fuck no. She's not a cunt, shes a fuckin Uberfotze.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
 
6.
Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.
Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
 
7.
1. A slur referring to the pubic region of a very hairy Hungarian woman. The slur is used to demean an opponent.

2. Hungarian marijuana
1. My ex is a bag of Hungarian Cuntgrass.

2. Fuck dude, that Hungarian Cuntgrass had me trippin balls last night.
by dylan w March 20, 2008