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by dylan w March 20, 2008
Get the coal mining mug.Forcing someone you just recently curbstomped into performing oral sex on you (but since the person is either dead or unconcious, its more of a face fuck than oral sex)
Guy: You like it rough do ya?
Girl: Ya, i do you big sexy man you.
Guy: Alright then, bite the curb.
Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why?
Guy: (curbstomping girl) Cause youre gettin California Curbstomped.
Girl: Ya, i do you big sexy man you.
Guy: Alright then, bite the curb.
Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why?
Guy: (curbstomping girl) Cause youre gettin California Curbstomped.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
Get the California Curbstomp mug.Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.
Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
Get the Chest Goblins mug.A very kickass, rebellious, freshly formed band in the small seedy town of Milton-Freewater, Oregon by a parapalegic deviant, his brother and their friend Jacob.
Shubert: Dude, did you go to the JratD concert last night?
Arlo: Who the fuck is JratD?
Shubert: Jake Rowan and the Disease. They're fuckin' kickass dude.
Arlo: Who the fuck is JratD?
Shubert: Jake Rowan and the Disease. They're fuckin' kickass dude.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
Get the Jake Rowan and the Disease mug.A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.
Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
Get the chaz spaz mug.1. A girl who has a the body of a 10 and the face of a stillborn baby
see also Butterface
2. The lady a sweathog turns into when a man has on his beer goggles.
3. The girl you go to that no one sleeps with cause you know she'll say yes to sex and oh so much more.
see also Butterface
2. The lady a sweathog turns into when a man has on his beer goggles.
3. The girl you go to that no one sleeps with cause you know she'll say yes to sex and oh so much more.
1. Guy: (to pretty lady from behind) Hello gorgeous, how bout a drink?
Girl: Sure...(interrupted by Guy as she turns around)
Guy: (interrupting Girl) JESUS TITTY FUCKIN' CHRIST, you're a god damn pound hound.
2. Guy: (drunk and following lady out of bar) Be there in a sec baby. Tom, check out this babe I landed.
Tom: Dude, you sure you wanna do this, shes a pound hound.
Guy: You're just jealous, ya douche.
3. Guy: Dude, that chick you fucked last night was gowdy.
Guy 2: I know, shes a pound hound huh. I havent gotten any in awhile so i took what i can get.
Girl: Sure...(interrupted by Guy as she turns around)
Guy: (interrupting Girl) JESUS TITTY FUCKIN' CHRIST, you're a god damn pound hound.
2. Guy: (drunk and following lady out of bar) Be there in a sec baby. Tom, check out this babe I landed.
Tom: Dude, you sure you wanna do this, shes a pound hound.
Guy: You're just jealous, ya douche.
3. Guy: Dude, that chick you fucked last night was gowdy.
Guy 2: I know, shes a pound hound huh. I havent gotten any in awhile so i took what i can get.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
Get the Pound Hound mug.A very large, unattractive, sweaty, pimply, hairy women that only hammered men, trailer trash, niggers (not african-americans), and spiks (not mexicans) sleep with.
Guy 1: Dude, are you seriously gonna sleep with that sweathog.
Guy 2: It's okay, im both a spik and shitfaced.
Guy 2: It's okay, im both a spik and shitfaced.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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