dwayne's definitions

wake up and smell the doodoo

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.

A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.

A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.

Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

engine butter

An extremely heavy grade of motor oil, typically 50W-20. This oil is used in an automobile when it's on it's last legs and should be replaced. Engine butter does help for a while, but sooner or later the oil burnoff gets so bad hat you are spending as much money one oil as you are on gasoline!!!

I need a reign job on my car, it's smoking like a sonofabitch, i'm gonna pure some engine butter in there, maybe I can get another 3000 miles outof it if I'm lucky.

by Dwayne September 17, 2004

biker shorts

A Played out urban female fashion statement of the late 80's and early 90's that led to alot of teenage pregnancies.
Made of spandex and lycra, they defined the bodies of urban women with much junk in their trunks.

"Sweatin all the bitches inthe biker shorts!"

Ice Cube - N.W.A "Gangsta Gangsta"

by dwayne May 12, 2004

the baby momma capitol

Detroit, Michigan.

Deriving from the city being labeled the "Murder Capitol", it is a term describing any city where because of broken homes, your chances of being a step parent is greater than catching AIDS.

It was hard for Stewart to find a soul mate he had alot in common with, because he lived in what America dubbed the "Baby Momma Capitol". As a result, he dates frequently outside of his ethnicity.

by Dwayne May 7, 2004

Whole Foods

A place with natural "whole food" but it's really expensive. Also known as "whole paycheck".

I went down to Whole Paycheck today for lunch. Their food bar is $5.99. It cost me $10 to get something decent.

by Dwayne September 10, 2004

wake

The viewing of a dead body before the funeral.

It was good to go to the Notorious B.I.G.'s wake before they cremated his body.

by dwayne May 11, 2004