dwayne's definitions

quarter life crisis

A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.

This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.

This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.

Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

Whole Foods

A place with natural "whole food" but it's really expensive. Also known as "whole paycheck".

I went down to Whole Paycheck today for lunch. Their food bar is $5.99. It cost me $10 to get something decent.

by Dwayne September 10, 2004

childroz

Children, especially children out of wedlock. Beebee kids. Kids that won't go to bed when you are trying to get your freek on with their moms.

The are too many hoes with childroz

by Dwayne January 15, 2004

the baby momma capitol

Detroit, Michigan.

Deriving from the city being labeled the "Murder Capitol", it is a term describing any city where because of broken homes, your chances of being a step parent is greater than catching AIDS.

It was hard for Stewart to find a soul mate he had alot in common with, because he lived in what America dubbed the "Baby Momma Capitol". As a result, he dates frequently outside of his ethnicity.

by Dwayne May 7, 2004

wake

The viewing of a dead body before the funeral.

It was good to go to the Notorious B.I.G.'s wake before they cremated his body.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

stick shift

1. When a stripper grabs your game boy with her hand and moves it around.

Dude, Dimples gave me one hell of a hot lap dance with lots of grinding and stick shifting, you need to get yourself one too!

by Dwayne August 27, 2004