1 definition by drumcan jones

someone who constantly thinks something is broken or malfunctioning on their car, especially when everything is just fine.

like a hypochondriac with cars.
on our way to the jenga tournament, danny thought he had a flat tire and pulled over to check. turns out he's just a hypocarndriac.
by drumcan jones March 22, 2011
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