31 definitions by drew christx

porch plantation

A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.

Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"

by drew christx January 18, 2007

Crazy Eights

When a chick lies on a bed spread-eagled and runs her finger in a figure-eight motion around and between her cunt and arse holes.

"She's doing the crazy-8's, looks like someone's getting lucky"

by drew christx May 5, 2005

Pearl

Possibly the greatest vibrator ever made. Has a clear plastic section with real perals inside that oscilate to intensify the stimulation.
Similar to the famous RABBITT 2000

"My boyfriend's gone on tour, so i've had to pull out the Pearl and pleasure myself"

by drew christx May 4, 2005

wrangler

Another word for G-string.
Rhyming slang: "G-banger" = "Jeep Wrangler"

"Check out that slut, black Wrangler under a white skirt. Tasty!"

by drew christx November 15, 2004

moth

A put-down about the appearance of a person

"You look like an absolute moth"

"Take off that shitty trucker cap, you look like a moth"

by drew christx November 12, 2004

smouch

A generalised term for a sloppy vagina

You could fit a dozen cocks in that pirate whore's smouch

by drew christx November 12, 2004

YCCC

An acronym for "You'se Cunts are Choice Cunts". Used in a lower socio-economic environment as either a compliment or an insult depending on the number of chromosomes of the recipient.

When you see a VB Commodore dropped on its nuts doing a burn-out in front of the Police station at Inalla you'd yell out "YCCC!"

by drew christx November 20, 2004