drcruel's definitions

McDonald's

A popular American fast food restaurant with a worldwide appeal and presence. Hated by college Marxists because it represents the triumph of capitalism and consumer choice.

"Hey - let's go trash a McDonald's after we finish our BUSH=HITLER pro-Saddam protest march!"

by DrCruel December 30, 2005

Amway Marxist

Also known as "evangelical Marxists", a member of the Left who will do or say anything to promote the Marxist ideology. Such people characteristically are children of wealthy parents (who pay their Ivy-League tuition), have lots of free time and plenty of spending money, and are frequently found at mass protest rallies backing some outrageously nasty pro-Left despot or terrorist group or the like.

When the Amway Marxists were done hawking copies of the "People's Weekly World" and stumping for Hugo Chavez, they put their unsold stock into a used Mercedez and drove to a fancy restaurant for drinks.

by DrCruel August 31, 2007

Bushitler

1. A pejorative term originally coined by Leftists to refer to President George W. Bush. The term is crafted to insinuate that Bush administration policies are similar to those of Nazi Germany. (Sometimes prefaced with the term "chimp", ie "Chimp Bushitler").

2. A term used by Bush policy supporters to depict anti-Bush activists as members of the "nutroots".

Incompetent Bushitler Lets Nonexistent Iraqi WMD Get Looted

(Title taken verbatim from a web blog page)

by DrCruel September 1, 2006

kiwi enema

Coloquialism, common in Australia, used as a slang reference to anal sex. It is a play on the slang term for New Zealanders, ie "kiwis" (thus a "kiwi fruit" would be a homosexual). The term is used frequently to refer in a literal sense to unwanted anal sex, in fact having the actual meaning of some untoward event or reprisal being invoked on the target of the speaker.

"Oi, mate. That may pass for manners in Buttfuck Iraq, but if you harrass that lady any further I'm gonna take this can of Fosters and give you a kiwi enema with it."

by DrCruel November 21, 2006

twing-twang

A term made famous by world-renowned game designer and critic, Benjamin Croshaw.

Roughly translated, it refers to a lesbian sex orgy.

"We may need you to play twing-twang..."

by DrCruel January 27, 2008

MK-19

An automatic weapon that looks like something from a Road Runner cartoon, or a Half-Life Team Fortress cheat. Fires chain-linked 40mm grenades out of the business end at an inhuman rate of fire, kicking significant ass on the other side when wielded by a competant operator. Can fire HE, HEDP, and a special self-guided round that can locate an enemy insurgent, bore through several layers of clothing into his rectum, and lodge just behind his testicles (where it detonates).

The Saco Industries Mk-19 has made you my bitch, Haji.

by DrCruel April 12, 2008

Republican Logic

1. Undeconstructed Aristotelian logic, that is to say, a persistent manifestation of a centuries-old oppression by dead white males from the Graeco-Roman tradition. See "feminist epistomology", "gender situated knowledge", so on

2. Being too "left brained"

3. Intelligible thought

You'll never understand Lysenko theory or New Age holistic herbalism with your Republican logic.

by DrCruel April 9, 2006