This terrifying, little-practiced sex act requires elaborate staging and great acrobatic
strength. First, the nude
participant stands before the Stanley cup. The submissive lowers their head into the cup. The dominant
participant approaches from behind with a decanter of warmed maple syrup, which is poured liberally onto the head and genitals
of the submissive. Using thinly-sliced Canadian bacon
as a prophylactic
, the dominant penetrates the anus
of the submissive with the body part or object of their choice, while simultaneously scoring the submissive's back with the antlers of a moose
ensues. Traditionally, the climax
of either partner is marked by shouting the name of the band Rush's singer and bass player, "Geddy Lee!"
Right after my partner marked me with the Dirty Sanchez, I retorted with a Canada's history.