dr. todd fuquad phd's definitions

up your butt with a coconut

A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.

Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"

Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007

Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006

Igbyab

Acronym for I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch

Johnson - "Igbyab!"

Bob - "What did I do?"

Johnson - "Tony Danza?"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007

what's the dinx

This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW!

Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"

Midget: "What"

Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"

Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."

Certificatologist: "Sweet..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD August 24, 2006

Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006

uybwac

Acronym for "up your butt with a coconut"

It sounds kind of stupid when you say it to someone, mostly because they usually don't know what you're talking about and probably think that you're a retard. Once you explain what it means you'll probably get your ass kicked.

Bob - "Uybwac, and wyai (while you're at it) you can gfym (go fuck your mother) yddb (you dirty dooshbag)!"

Johnson - "Igbyamf (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007

Fuquad

same thing as a fuck wad, pronounced "foo-quad"

You're a fuquad, bitch! I feel sorry for your moms, bitch! Say hello to my little friend you fuquad bitch! (bang, bang, bang...)

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006