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Mosh pit

A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.
BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."

Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007
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Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.
Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006
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Igbyab

Acronym for I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch
Johnson - "Igbyab!"

Bob - "What did I do?"

Johnson - "Tony Danza?"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007
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what's the dinx

This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW!
Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"

Midget: "What"

Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"

Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."

Certificatologist: "Sweet..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD August 24, 2006
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stinky brown fish

poop that comes from your bunghole and stuff
Dad - "Who left the stinky brown fish swimming in the toilet bowl all night?"

Kid - "Uh... you're an asshole dad..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007
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up your butt with a coconut

A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.
Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"

Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007
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Fuquad

same thing as a fuck wad, pronounced "foo-quad"
You're a fuquad, bitch! I feel sorry for your moms, bitch! Say hello to my little friend you fuquad bitch! (bang, bang, bang...)
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006
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