Definitions by dr. todd fuquad phd

up your butt with a coconut 

A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.

Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"

Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

up your butt with a coconut by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007

stinky brown fish 

poop that comes from your bunghole and stuff

Dad - "Who left the stinky brown fish swimming in the toilet bowl all night?"

Kid - "Uh... you're an asshole dad..."

stinky brown fish by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007

Igbyab

Acronym for I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch

Johnson - "Igbyab!"

Bob - "What did I do?"

Johnson - "Tony Danza?"

Igbyab by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007

uybwac 

Acronym for "up your butt with a coconut"

It sounds kind of stupid when you say it to someone, mostly because they usually don't know what you're talking about and probably think that you're a retard. Once you explain what it means you'll probably get your ass kicked.

Bob - "Uybwac, and wyai (while you're at it) you can gfym (go fuck your mother) yddb (you dirty dooshbag)!"

Johnson - "Igbyamf (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

uybwac by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007

Mosh pit 

A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.

BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."

Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."

Mosh pit by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007

The Three Dons

The three men that god sent to earth to save our souls, Don Knots, Don Rickles, and Don Johnson.

Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.

After the passing of the three Dons the souls of the just will go to heaven while the souls of the wicked will burn in eternal damnation.

The Three Dons by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007

Mexican Bowtie 

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

Yo' Holmes, let's get some Taco Bell and then give eachother Mexican Bowtie's for dessert.

Mexican Bowtie by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD November 1, 2006