2 definitions by dr. knowitall

Top Definition
A deadly condition that usually is triggered by sneezing with your eyes open. The epedermis shrinks at a steady rate until the afflicted party dies of suffocation. Early signs of Short Skin Disease can include, but are not limted to: stunted growth, a hunchback and tight skin especially around the face.This disease is the opposite of saggy skin.
Johnny didn't stand a chance after that sneeze, he caught the Short Skin Disease.
by dr. knowitall July 08, 2006
The act of staying in the bathroom long enough for the poop to "disappear" and not needing to wipe or clean your butt.
Guy 1: we ran out of toilet paper, should I go buy some?
Guy 2: Nah I'll just dellavicate
by Dr. KnowItAll February 27, 2015

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