dr. foo's definitions

Thong string

A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss

If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy's a total thong string.

by Dr. Foo April 26, 2008

early tails

cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities

I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

plunger proof

Said of bullshit that is so dense and deep it cannot be overcome

The politician thought his denials, excuses, alibis and recriminations were plunger proof, until he found out they had video tapes too.

by Dr. Foo September 15, 2009

bluzie

A patch of blue in an otherwise cloudy sky

Look--a bluzie! We have some hope for a nice day.

by Dr. Foo May 21, 2008

bracer

An alcoholic drink taken to steady the nerves

Old Alcoholic: The ex is stopping in today with her social worker--time for a little bracer.

by Dr. Foo August 7, 2008

trashtastic

An adjective describing someone who dresses trashy and looks fantastic. (Maybe it takes a lot of money to look so cheap.)

Muffin tops and midriff bare
Jeans with little room to spare
Halter top and teased-up hair
Gaudy earrings, horn dogs stare--
Totally trashtastic!!

by Dr. Foo May 12, 2009

Office Spouse

A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.

It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.

by Dr. Foo March 23, 2010