dr. foo's definitions

Soviet ballot

An election in which there is only one real choice--even if it appears that more than one choice is offered--not necessarily restricted to the (old) Soviet Union.

There was no real choice--only one candidtate without a prison record--just another Soviet ballot.

by Dr. Foo August 14, 2008

vlagellation

A fancy term for pussy-whipping

He gave up his bros and all the things he likes to do, just because of that bitch--a case of major vlagellation

by Dr. Foo August 22, 2008

Burning snowmen

Driving at speeds over 80 miles an hour or what a person with hella sex appeal does

She was burning snowmen, so he was burning snowmen on the way to the motel.

by Dr. Foo April 23, 2008

One-fingered glove

A condom

"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.

by Dr. Foo July 15, 2010

dryarrhea

dried-up dirrahea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday,

by Dr. Foo August 4, 2008

Short Game

Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed

to appearances at a distance.

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo June 23, 2011

Office Spouse

A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.

It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.

by Dr. Foo March 23, 2010