dr. foo's definitions

Short Game

Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed

to appearances at a distance.

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo June 23, 2011

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

absterge the podex

Literary language for wiping one's ass

After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.

by Dr. Foo May 3, 2010

bracer

An alcoholic drink taken to steady the nerves

Old Alcoholic: The ex is stopping in today with her social worker--time for a little bracer.

by Dr. Foo August 7, 2008

hipper-dipper

An alcoholic drink taken before going out to the party or bars

Old drunk: What say a little hipper-dipper?

Shakey: You pour.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

pantsloader

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.

(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)

He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.

The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.

by Dr. Foo August 13, 2010