dr. foo's definitions

dryarrhea

Dried up diarrhea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday.

by Dr. Foo August 1, 2008

dryarrhea

dried-up dirrahea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday,

by Dr. Foo August 4, 2008

One-fingered glove

A condom

"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.

by Dr. Foo July 15, 2010

Burning snowmen

Driving at speeds over 80 miles an hour or what a person with hella sex appeal does

She was burning snowmen, so he was burning snowmen on the way to the motel.

by Dr. Foo April 23, 2008

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Short Game

Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed

to appearances at a distance.

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo June 23, 2011

recycle

recycle (noun): something that is used, but not used up and saved for further use at a later time.

He put the cud of chew back in the can. In these tough times, he thought, one must recycle to get by.

by Dr. Foo May 18, 2009