dr. foo's definitions

take notes

To pay close attention, to recall for further study

When I'm spittin' you better take notes, dude.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Soviet ballot

An election in which there is only one real choice--even if it appears that more than one choice is offered--not necessarily restricted to the (old) Soviet Union.

There was no real choice--only one candidtate without a prison record--just another Soviet ballot.

by Dr. Foo August 14, 2008

vlagellation

A fancy term for pussy-whipping

He gave up his bros and all the things he likes to do, just because of that bitch--a case of major vlagellation

by Dr. Foo August 22, 2008

dryarrhea

Dried up diarrhea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday.

by Dr. Foo August 1, 2008

Short Game

Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed

to appearances at a distance.

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo June 23, 2011

glammie

A very attractive girl/woman, glamorous no matter what she wears or what she does.

What a glammie--angled bob and heels, sweats and a tee shirt, hair net and name tag--she is always hot.

by Dr. Foo March 8, 2009