dr. foo's definitions

Thong string

A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss

If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy's a total thong string.

by Dr. Foo April 26, 2008

Six o'clock

A hottie's butt crack, when vertical

That girl got one smokin' six o'clock!

by Dr. Foo April 24, 2008

trashtastic

An adjective describing someone who dresses trashy and looks fantastic. (Maybe it takes a lot of money to look so cheap.)

Muffin tops and midriff bare
Jeans with little room to spare
Halter top and teased-up hair
Gaudy earrings, horn dogs stare--
Totally trashtastic!!

by Dr. Foo May 12, 2009

Soviet ballot

An election in which there is only one real choice--even if it appears that more than one choice is offered--not necessarily restricted to the (old) Soviet Union.

There was no real choice--only one candidtate without a prison record--just another Soviet ballot.

by Dr. Foo August 14, 2008

vlagellation

A fancy term for pussy-whipping

He gave up his bros and all the things he likes to do, just because of that bitch--a case of major vlagellation

by Dr. Foo August 22, 2008

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

absterge the podex

Literary language for wiping one's ass

After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.

by Dr. Foo May 3, 2010