apparently ther first three definitions were written by self centered wellesley natives (or from somewhere similar, like newport, greenwich, etc)
Try this on for size: Wellesley, the town where insecurities are bred and money masks weakness. Money talks and the dumb talk more. A place where it is possible to not know a single thing about the real world because your Lexus has a nav system and OnStar.
A place where kid's souls are lost as soon as they are born and adults pretend to be important.
'Wow, you have serious social and mental problems, you must be from Wellesley"