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A sexual position in which either partner kneels as is too pray, while inserting both hands (in typical prayer formation) into the ass of the other partner
Damn miekal gave me the gnarliest catholik priezt last night, it was so good, I think I found God.
by dr. cornwalice April 21, 2008
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A wheel chair or a device designed specifically for handicapped people
I saw Johnny after that UPS truck hit him, they have him in a tard bucket now, all he seems to do is drool on himself, can't walk, can't even talk.
by dr. cornwalice April 14, 2008
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Adj. The force exerted upon farting

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N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.
BILL, HOLY SHIT your fart just measured a 9.5 on the fart scale

Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?
by dr. cornwalice February 21, 2008
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Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
by dr. cornwalice April 14, 2008
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