Chocolate Eclairs

Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008
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Catholik Priezt

A sexual position in which either partner kneels as is too pray, while inserting both hands (in typical prayer formation) into the ass of the other partner
Damn miekal gave me the gnarliest catholik priezt last night, it was so good, I think I found God.
by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008
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State of California

Expression used to describe someone being an asshole
John: You see jerry at the party last night?
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 15, 2008
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Jobelicker

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008
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