dr. cornwalice's definitions

Anuistle

V. To whistle with your anus

Brent: I've heard you can do things with your ass, crazy things.
John: Yeah back in my tijuana days we all did crazy things with our asses, I remember this old mexican guy who lived in the desert, he showed me how to whistle with my ass by closing my ass lips tightly and blowing a fart out forcibly.
Brent: So could we learn how to do this?
John: Yeah, bend over,we need to carry on the tradition right?
Brent: What did they call it?
John:... an Anuistle

by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008

Bejabbered

To overcome one (past), to have happened.

Man, whats bejabbered you?

I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys

by Dr. Cornwalice February 15, 2008

M.LIB

An expression used to describe a generally stupid person on the verge of being completely retarded.

A stupid blond bitch who thinks that a sphincter is someone who helped build the sphinx

Kayiesha! Stop acting like a fucking M.LIB, Stop your fucking laughing, you sound like a horse! Asshole, Im not the one with herpes on my vagina! Who's laughing now you M.LIB

by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008

Fart Force

Adj. The force exerted upon farting

Alt. Definition

N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.

BILL, HOLY SHIT your fart just measured a 9.5 on the fart scale

Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?

by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008