Definitions by dr. cornwalice
Fart Force
Adj. The force exerted upon farting
Alt. Definition
N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.
Alt. Definition
N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.
BILL, HOLY SHIT your fart just measured a 9.5 on the fart scale
Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?
Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?
Fart Force by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008
Anuistle
Brent: I've heard you can do things with your ass, crazy things.
John: Yeah back in my tijuana days we all did crazy things with our asses, I remember this old mexican guy who lived in the desert, he showed me how to whistle with my ass by closing my ass lips tightly and blowing a fart out forcibly.
Brent: So could we learn how to do this?
John: Yeah, bend over,we need to carry on the tradition right?
Brent: What did they call it?
John:... an Anuistle
John: Yeah back in my tijuana days we all did crazy things with our asses, I remember this old mexican guy who lived in the desert, he showed me how to whistle with my ass by closing my ass lips tightly and blowing a fart out forcibly.
Brent: So could we learn how to do this?
John: Yeah, bend over,we need to carry on the tradition right?
Brent: What did they call it?
John:... an Anuistle
Anuistle by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008
Fluoxecide
In 1995, wheelchair impared Bill Dole, stole a full auto glock and purchased two shotguns and an M4 carbine before wheeling into a mail sorting facility in rural Arkansas, and commited fluoxecide by fatally shooting forty workers and injuring ten others then killing himself after a shootout with local law enforcement.
Fluoxecide by Dr. Cornwalice February 16, 2008
Bejabbered
Man, whats bejabbered you?
I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys
I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys
Bejabbered by Dr. Cornwalice February 15, 2008