dr. cornwalice's definitions

Catholik Priezt

A sexual position in which either partner kneels as is too pray, while inserting both hands (in typical prayer formation) into the ass of the other partner

Damn miekal gave me the gnarliest catholik priezt last night, it was so good, I think I found God.

by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008

Bejabbered

To overcome one (past), to have happened.

Man, whats bejabbered you?

I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys

by Dr. Cornwalice February 15, 2008

Anuistle

V. To whistle with your anus

Brent: I've heard you can do things with your ass, crazy things.
John: Yeah back in my tijuana days we all did crazy things with our asses, I remember this old mexican guy who lived in the desert, he showed me how to whistle with my ass by closing my ass lips tightly and blowing a fart out forcibly.
Brent: So could we learn how to do this?
John: Yeah, bend over,we need to carry on the tradition right?
Brent: What did they call it?
John:... an Anuistle

by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008

Chocolate Eclairs

Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.

Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!

by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008