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ball money

That last little bit of cash some guy has deep in his pockets that has soaked up the sweat of his sweaty commando balls -- and because it's retail, YOU gotta touch it.
Jeez, I was on the register all day and I swear everyone paid in ball money. I don't need hand sanitizer, I need to dip my hands in acid.
by Dr. Bubba October 31, 2011
mugGet the ball moneymug.

Flamingo

To be caught in limbo -- standing on one foot waiting to see what will happen next.
I'm waiting on five potential job offers, I don't know where I'll be living next month, I don't know if my girlfriend will move if I do -- my whole life is flamingo!
by Dr. Bubba August 2, 2011
mugGet the Flamingomug.

page whip

To use Cliff's Notes and/or skim a book without reading carefully and highlighting or making notes.
Are you ready for our class discussion of Grapes of Wrath today?
I page whipped it over the weekend. Hopefully the prof won't ask me anything.
by Dr. Bubba August 7, 2011
mugGet the page whipmug.

stress monkey

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.
In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.
by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010
mugGet the stress monkeymug.

Regoal

In business, restating easier goals to avoid the consequences of failing to meet existing goals. May also be practiced in government, education, and personal life.
I was about to be fired for blowing my sales goal, but I regoaled and now I'm getting promoted because my clients think I'm a really nice person.
by Dr. Bubba April 30, 2010
mugGet the Regoalmug.

Comfort 20

Those extra pounds people put on when they're in a comfortable relationship
Sarah's got a little muffin top goin' on since she moved in with Jason, she's put on a comfort 20.
by Dr. Bubba April 1, 2012
mugGet the Comfort 20mug.

clown college

Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.
by Dr. Bubba September 5, 2011
mugGet the clown collegemug.

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