In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.
by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010
Get the stress monkeymug. In business, restating easier goals to avoid the consequences of failing to meet existing goals. May also be practiced in government, education, and personal life.
I was about to be fired for blowing my sales goal, but I regoaled and now I'm getting promoted because my clients think I'm a really nice person.
by Dr. Bubba April 30, 2010
Get the Regoalmug. That last little bit of cash some guy has deep in his pockets that has soaked up the sweat of his sweaty commando balls -- and because it's retail, YOU gotta touch it.
Jeez, I was on the register all day and I swear everyone paid in ball money. I don't need hand sanitizer, I need to dip my hands in acid.
by Dr. Bubba October 31, 2011
Get the ball moneymug. by Dr. Bubba April 4, 2011
Get the Asspansionmug. The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.
by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012
Get the dating weightmug. I'm waiting on five potential job offers, I don't know where I'll be living next month, I don't know if my girlfriend will move if I do -- my whole life is flamingo!
by Dr. Bubba August 2, 2011
Get the Flamingomug. A new boss brought in for the purpose of changing a work group who uses a substantial level of pain to get people to do what he/she wants.
How's the new boss?
Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!
Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!
by Dr. Bubba August 29, 2011
Get the nut crackermug.