M.LIB

An expression used to describe a generally stupid person on the verge of being completely retarded.

A stupid blond bitch who thinks that a sphincter is someone who helped build the sphinx

Kayiesha! Stop acting like a fucking M.LIB, Stop your fucking laughing, you sound like a horse! Asshole, Im not the one with herpes on my vagina! Who's laughing now you M.LIB

by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008

Catholik Priezt

A sexual position in which either partner kneels as is too pray, while inserting both hands (in typical prayer formation) into the ass of the other partner

Damn miekal gave me the gnarliest catholik priezt last night, it was so good, I think I found God.

by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008

Tard bucket

A wheel chair or a device designed specifically for handicapped people

I saw Johnny after that UPS truck hit him, they have him in a tard bucket now, all he seems to do is drool on himself, can't walk, can't even talk.

by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008

State of California

Expression used to describe someone being an asshole

John: You see jerry at the party last night?
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!

by Dr. Cornwalice April 15, 2008