2 definitions by douglas basterd

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To piss pound or intensely slam into; to gyrate rapidly back and forth into another orphus.
I merkked the fuck out of her vag.
by douglas basterd May 03, 2010

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the act of using an alcoholic beverage as anal lubrication upon request; used for strait DTF sluts.
Hey put it in my ass baby! I only have a beer? thats fine i love the sweet kickel tickle!
by douglas basterd May 04, 2010

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