The one person in the family who always lets you down and is generally an AHole.
Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.
Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back
Me: alright( sounds reasonable)
Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
Just a great pair of pants
Guy 1: hey man those are some classy pants.
Guy 2: yah they are weekend chinos...you get pussy like crazy.
Guy 1: weekend chinos, can you only wear them on the weekend or something?
Guy2: (pulls out gun and kills Guy 1) Don't be ignorant.
Free Daily Email
Emails are sent from firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll never spam you.