don juan's definitions

maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.

My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.

by Don Juan March 8, 2003

penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls

Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk

by Don Juan April 4, 2003

massage

to rub a part of a body softly and gently.

The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.

by Don Juan April 4, 2003

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by Don Juan November 8, 2003

Pootie Tang

1) One of the worst movie ever made.

2) Slang term for vagina, especially if it is firm and tight.

1) After watching Pootie Tang, I thought, "How is it that Hollywood can produce utter shit and still make millions off of it?"

2) The lady who lives across the street has the finest pootie tang I ever stuck my dick in.

by Don Juan August 26, 2003

C.R.E.A.M.

cash rules everything around me cream get da money dolla dolla bill yall

wu tang clan

by don juan September 2, 2003