don juan's definitions

CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'

Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!

by Don Juan May 7, 2004

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

by Don Juan October 2, 2003

Demarest RB Ray

A person ran all over Ramapo and he should have gone D1 if he did fail his classes

He was such a ray and ruined his life

by Don Juan March 6, 2005

closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

by Don Juan April 5, 2005

death

It is the end...
"Abadi abadi abadi aba- That's all Folks!" -Porky Pig

Just wait for it...

by Don Juan May 29, 2002

penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls

Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk

by Don Juan April 4, 2003

Max Hirsch

n. A boy who is a compulsive lier, and he cant tell the truth to anyone. He stickheads lefty and is a wigger to the core. He is trying to compensate for something by driving in an Escalade, but nobody is fooled.

v. Hirsching-to tell the most ridiculous lie to somebody.

n. That wigger is trying to be a Max Hirsch

v. Thats not your car, your Hirsching me.

by Don Juan April 25, 2005