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Definitions by doctorthrottle

1) Smoking the tires of one's car; either to heat up the tires for added stickiness, or to impress the MILFs at the DQ in your swanky suburb.

2) They guy you used to see stoned and tripping in high school, every day, that 10 years later is sitting in his parent's basement playing Final Fantasy, every day.
1) I did such a smoky burnout in the Galaxie, I completely lost sight of that Ricer sitting behind me!

2) Dude, I'm too stoned to work. Mom, can you make me a sandwich?
burnout by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

Fart Pipe 

An oversized, noisy, performance-robbing (that's right, Ricer !) muffler found on otherwise stock import vehicles.

See Fart Can, shithead
I just put a Greddy exhaust and an AEM intake an my Geo is Flyin, dog!
Fart Pipe by DoctorThrottle April 26, 2004

schmobley 

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.
"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."
schmobley by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004