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4 definitions by docholiday187

 
1.
Slang: 1)Of or relating to leaving.2) Exiting, may be applied to a physical location or death (i.e. leaving earth/life) First emerged in the golden era of hip-hop in 1991 on Ice Cube's 2nd solo album "Death Certificate" in the track entitled "Alive on Arrival". After suffering a gunshot wound and being harassed by police in the hospital the lyrics are as follows; "...too many black bodies the hospital housin' so at 10pm I was outie 5000"
"I'm late picking up my girlfriend, Im outie 5000"...Please note that a shortened version of this slang term exists as well. You may take the "outie" out of the saying and just say "Im 5000". For example; "Call me later, I'm 5000".
by DocHoliday187 May 06, 2009
 
2.
The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
by docholiday187 September 06, 2008
 
3.
The act of blowing a fart while standing, opening up the fly on your jeans, and sitting rapidly to make the stench exit out of the fly into your own face for maximum enjoyment
See definition for "Quick Evac". Created from http://myspace.com/pedrolovestacosandporn
by docholiday187 September 06, 2008
 
4.
The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
by docholiday187 September 06, 2008