doc johnson's definitions

bwigga

Confusing one this -

A suburban black guy who hangs around with, and acts, dresses etc. like suburban white guys who want to be urban black guys.

A black wigga wigger wiggah

You probably know one.

by Doc Johnson February 3, 2005

turtle power

The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".

"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!

by Doc Johnson August 21, 2004

Ten Bob

UK - Fifty pence (50p).

Half a pound Sterling (100 pence).

Fifty Pennies.

From pre-decimal currency 'bob' = shilling and 20 shillings made one British pound. Therefore a modern 50p piece ('bit') = 10 Bob.

Oi Steve, have you got a Ten-Bob bit for the pool-table?

by Doc Johnson February 21, 2005

mormon

Where sales meets religion.
The perfect religion for gullible yanks.

Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.

Donny Osmond

Still keeps trying to get back into showbiz!!!

by Doc Johnson February 7, 2004

bogtrotter

A mildly insulting epithet for an Irishman.

My uncle Mick was in the Paras,
best job he ever had, shooting bogtrotters AND getting paid for it!

by Doc Johnson January 27, 2004

negress

A great insult for anyone of any race but esp.black men.

The lowest of the low.

'You want to overcharge me for my bargain bucket?'

'Get outta here negress........'

by Doc Johnson January 25, 2005

Dingle Berry

Halle's younger brother

Whaddaya mean Example fool?

by Doc Johnson August 10, 2004