Definitions by dispatch kick ass

root 

A term for a penis, nothing more.

Root, cock, dick, schlong, johnson, call it what you will.

root by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

Wigger 

A white (usually suburban) kid who tries to act black, and does such "street" things as making his Mitsubishi into a piece of shit with spoiler and special rims, listening to Eminem or G-unit, and installing a shitty-sounding stereo into said Mitsubishi.

See also: Eminem

There are too many wiggers at Dispatch Kick ass's school; he wants to run them over.

Wigger by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

O.C.

(Orange county)
Some melodramatic soap opera popular with teenage girls

Jill:Tommy and Jim, you wanna come over and watch the O.C. wth me?
Tommy:Sure, I love that show!
Jim:I'd rather stab a ballpoint pen through my retina.

O.C. by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

close to home 

1.) Figurative: A metaphorical phrase for that which affects a person directly, or is of personal concern to him or her.

2.) Literal: Within close proximity to a person's home or dwelling.

Drunk Driving is a subject that hits close to home with members of MADD.

The bombs hit close to home last night; they were only a few miles away.

close to home by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

Dispatch 

The greatest group ever, formed in 1996 by the former members of One Fell Swoop. A special breed of a "tri-vocal funkified reggae/country jam band". They released 3 Lps, an Ep, and a live album.

Holy shit, Ted told me to listen to Dispatch... It kicks ass! That guy on UrbanDictionary was right!

Dispatch by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

Ramjaw 

A word used first by the media on the Comedy Central cartoon South Park.

Defined as the sexual position in which a woman wraps her legs behind her head and her partner licks her asshole.

I was going to fuck this contortionist last night, but she wanted a ramjaw.

Ramjaw by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

yo momma

A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.

Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma

yo momma by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004