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1 definition by dirtymoneybatman

 
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A verb referring to a decision you've made that will lead to you being "fucked; hating my/your life".

It is much more devastating than a simple FML will cover. Simply fucking your life is nowhere near as bad as being fucked; hating your life. A simple FML can be overcome with beer or weed.
"What have you been up to since high school?"---"Living in my parents basement fucktating."

"If I decide to work here for two more years under that psycho bitch I'm going to be fucktating."
by dirtymoneybatman September 20, 2012