1 definition by dildo the dinosaur

He is the best Disney pixar film character.
His best friend's name is sully.
he is the best monster 4 ever.
he has a big dick.
A:omg did u see mike wazowski last night?
B:of course how can u miss him he is the best living thing his swag level is beyond 9000
A:well he raped me in the mouth
B:be happy you gonna give birth to baby the new son of god
this is my new religion.
by dildo the dinosaur November 3, 2018
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