dilbert scrunchie's definitions

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

handsfree

type of mobi use in the car

am just on me handsfree at the mo mate

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

spin

insult, short for "spin on this ..." (upturned finger), i.e. "go fuck yourself"

hey smart arse - just spin babe

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

DS

Drug Squad i.e. police

I hear Brief-case Steve got fingered by the DS

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

cuffed

held in handcuffs (by police)

after the match al me mates were cuffed

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

old bill

(UK) police

Slasher Smith got turned over by the Old Bill

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

blissed out

high on drugs (esp. ecstacy), i.e. loved up

I took three tabs and got totally blissed out

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003