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Pants at a time like this?

When one has concerns bigger than the relationship between their bottoms and their bottom wears.
Dude, can you put your pants on already?! I find it strange I have to ask twice...

...Pants at a time like this?!!
by diddy kong June 18, 2011
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tricitch

trick + itch

when u feel an itch and scratch it, but it doesn't go away, and you can't seem to figure out where the itch is for about a minute but its for sure in that area. that minute will drive ordinary ppl insane
man i feel an itch but i cant figure out where it is

tricitch homie lifes a bitch yo
by diddy kong December 23, 2008
mugGet the tricitchmug.

decapitate

when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.
fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean
by diddy kong April 3, 2007
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cum trapped

(males) def. 1: when one busts while a person is in the room next door, only to realize they have no where to wipe the mess, and can't go to the bathroom because said person would see them walking to the bathroom, therefore stuck in the room with a big mess

def. 2: when one busts with a laptop on their stomach or in a weird position, and after their hands are messy with residue, they can not move anything off of them (ex blanket, pillow) and can not use their hands to get up from a laying position, therefore trapped laying down, with sticky hands
"I was laying on the couch with my laptop on my stomach watching porn, and my legs were wrapped in a blanket, and both my hands were covered...I had no way of getting up. this is when I realized I was cum trapped. but at least I 'came' up with a new urban dictionary word, right?"

-me on how I thought of the word
by diddy kong November 21, 2009
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i was like

a crucial component to teenage story telling, to describe the storytellers view on said story.
white girl: "Nikki was like with him the whole night...i was like what a slut."

black dude: "this bitch wouldn't leave me the fuck alone! i was like damn bitch, you aint even that pretty, plus you aint got no ass."
by diddy kong September 19, 2009
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incrheadible

someone who gives incredible head

(doesn't necessarily need to be a fine chic either, i mean some girls just have that cute brain face)
she might be a lil bigger but daaam shes incrheadible, even swallows
by diddy kong November 29, 2009
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sunday curse

having school or work on monday, and not being able to get to sleep on sunday.

usually it carries over, and makes it really easy to get to sleep on monday night, although sometimes a little too early
I got 3 fuckin hours of sleep last night because of the damn sunday curse
by diddy kong September 22, 2007
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