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1 definition by dhippie

This is when you are about to have sex with a questionable girl and don't have a condom. So you put your finger in your ear and get some ear wax then you finger said questionable girl, with the finger that has the ear wax. If she complains that her vagina burns she has an STD.
Yo man last night I was at the bar and brought home this fine piece of ass, but I didn't have a condom so i gave her the ear wax test, that bitch was screaming like a like a pig so I stuck it in her ass.
by dhippie November 08, 2010