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Like any 'job,' furjob entails learning about masturbation and girls through the art of pre-pubescent feelings and snugginess.
"I furjobbed a night of eigth-grade madness thanks to an up and coming play of Cats"

"I swore that when I reached driving age I would head strictly over to Linen's n' Things to buy my grade-A masturbation kit."
by dhcmay September 08, 2009

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