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almond joy
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A
situation
in which a man's
testicles
might shift to a position that is very
uncomfortable
and requires adjusting.
Rick
totally forgot
how deep my car seats were
the other day
and gave himself an
almond
joy.
almond joy
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destructoid user
February 25, 2008
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