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paula abdul

Something that looks like a woman but is really an alien who can't criticize somebody. Best known for her "oh-my-god-how-original-songs" like Opposites Attract which proves here she's not a normal human being because she wrote the song before knowing Simon Cowell.

OMG I just want to kill Paula Abdul by complementing her to death!!!!!

by destroy AI please April 9, 2005