deshawn thomas's definitions

Tickets

A word used as code for talking about someting illegal (drugs or alcohol, if you are underaged) in public.

Guy 1: are we going to pregame before the basketball game.
Guy 2: hell yea I got some tickets in my car.

by Deshawn Thomas March 10, 2007

chanquia

a sterotypical black girl huge tits and ass, but is really ugly

Look at that chanquia her ass is huge

by Deshawn Thomas November 24, 2005

phone beat

when you take out your ghetto ass old phone that dosent filp and beat the shit out of someone

After Nikkil wallet smacked me I wanted to phone smack him back, but since my phone dosent flip I had to phone beat him

by Deshawn Thomas January 31, 2006

mafia

Crazier than the bloods and the crips put together and unlike the bloods and the crips they have brains

Jim: Another guy got killed execution style today, he tried to fuck with the mafia and they killed him
Tom: Those guys are crazier than the bloods and crips put together
Jim: yea, plus you can't outsmart them like bloods and cirps
Tom: right, white people aren't complete dumbasses
Jim: could u imagine an asain mafia they could kung-fu ur ass death and they are smart as hell.

by Deshawn Thomas February 9, 2006

Phone Smack

When you take out your phone (preferibly a flip phone) and smack a bitch

Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up I am going to phone smack her
Quenten: I'll jack her shit after

by Deshawn Thomas January 28, 2006

my nigga

what white people call their favorite black people that they know but aren't friends with. In most cases it the black person who hasnt stolen anything out of their gym locker

White guy 1: Rudy is my nigga
White guy 2: get off his nuts
White guy 1: dude, he is fukink hilarious and he has not stolen anything out of my gym locker
White guy 2: true
White Guy 1: double true

by Deshawn Thomas January 31, 2006

take it to the bell

When two mexicans begin a fight, this phrase is often shouted, with the meaning that the two mexcian should take their dispute to Taco Bell, where they can appropriately fight.

Juan: Yo holmes, dont fuck with me
Martinez: Listen ese, I fucked you mama last night
White Guy: Hey fellas, you need to put that shit on hold, and take it to the bell.

by Deshawn Thomas December 17, 2005