1 definition by dep dawg

depression

A place you go to when you realize that life really isn't that great.

-Family member dies. = Depression
-Pet dies. = Depression
-Best friend betrays you. = Depression
-Income tax. = Depression
-Losing to a full house while flushing. = Depression
-"Sorry sir, we don't have anymore tomatoes". = Depression
-"Perfect girl" reveals her true self. = Depression
-Keg has just been kicked. = Depression
-You're hungry, but you're broke. = Depression
-There is a cannabis drought. = Depression
-Monday. If you work 9-5, 5 days a week. = Depression
-Sunday night. If you work 9-5, 5 days a week. = Depression
-Whatever happens after you graduate from college. = Depression
-Credit Card. = Depression (after a while)
-4:30am and you just ran out of beer. = Depression

by dep dawg June 21, 2009