david blomstrom's definitions

Microsofty

1. A person who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
2. A person who uses Microsoft products or services, particularly one who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.

There are probably millions of Microsofties who think Bill Gates is God, just as right-wingers worship George W. Bush (who is a major Microsofty in his own right).

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsoft

1. official name of one of the world's most powerful and corrupt corporations, increasingly known as Microshaft, Microshit, Mickeysoft or simply M$<br>
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia

If it weren't for software bug fixes and virus advice, Microsoft's website traffic might slow to a crawl.

by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006

Chavez

Venezuelan President, bigger-than-life activist and the polar opposite of George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a mean-spirited moron, mass murderer and traitor who whores for corporations at his own citizens' expense, while Hugo Chavez is a gutsy firebrand who champions socialism in the broad sense of the term, holding capitalistic pigs accountable as a strategy for helping the general public

by David Blomstrom March 4, 2007