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9 definitions by dannytheghost

 
1.
A male with the linguistic skills of a modern-day William Shakespeare, but when under the influence of alcohol is only capable of one chat-up line... "watchoodoo?"
Bullard says to Kelly "So... watchoodoo?
by dannytheghost March 24, 2009
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2.
Easily confused with a popular American biscuit. One who is mischievous and highly addicted to strip poker when pissed!
Auria's been drinking again, better get the cards ready!
by dannytheghost March 15, 2009
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3.
a light-weight north Italian man with wheat allergies and a penchant for sarcasm
Why is it all Giacomos can't eat solid food and make awful jokes?
by dannytheghost March 13, 2009
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4.
Someone who is happy claiming dole (social security) for the rest of their lives and usually budgets the £40 a week for lecky, fruit machines and weed
John hasn't had a job for 4 years, he's such a dolite
by dannytheghost March 13, 2009
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5.
An American guy with a german sounding name who is skilled in the arts of crushing fruit on high ceilings, and is often known as something of a sexual predator
Man 1: Where has all the fruit gone?Man 2: It's all over the ceilingMan 3: Shit, it's been Wunnenberged
by dannytheghost March 15, 2009
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6.
probably the lamest yet funniest chat-up line of all time! Cuts out all the nonsense and long-winded tactics associated with chatting a girl up, gets straight to the point!
Man to woman: Watchoodoo?
by dannytheghost March 24, 2009
9 1
 
7.
A devious take on an orthopaedic test by an unscrupulous thespian. The examiner will form a gun shape with his hands and ensure that the fingertips of the 2nd and 3rd phalanx are pointing towards the ceiling. The examiner then crouches and moves his hand slightly caudad to the patient's anal sphincter. The examiner then proceeds to give what can only be described as a violent prostate exam, whilst asking the patient to flex at the hip. A repeat of the test involving the contralateral hip will be offered, but for reasons unknown, it will nearly always be declined
Man 1: My sacroiliacs hurt so i tried The Chris Chip Sacroiliac Test with Chris Chip himself
Man 2: Was he any good?
Man 3: I don't want to talk about it
by dannytheghost March 24, 2009
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