bot is a euphemism for blowjob which is commonly used as an interjection.
history: legend has it that this term came (no pun intended)to be one day when mike
and danny were in their early teens. they
had witnessed a woman giving head to a guy and every
time she thrust down
to suck, it sounded like she was saying bot. this sound was due to tipshaft tonsil singularity
effect which is when
the downstroke sucking causes a vacuum and is later broken on the upstroke when
the woman needed
to breathe. as soon as mike
& danny witnessed this vile
act, they started
laughing their asses off and kept repeating the word
. during their years (in the late 90's) at chaminade college high school in toronto ontario, they
frequently used the word
as an expletive and greeting to fellow
students, faculty, clergymen, females, stray animals, and trees.
doctors have pseudoscientifically proven that bot is uttered as a defence mechanism in relation to stress by mongolian goose
bats. it is also proven to be a mating call for hens and various avifauna
such as canadian
geese. it has also been shown to cure restless leg syndrome in rats. if you see a rat with jittery legs, you scream bot at it really loud and it stops.
"BOT", you must cock your
head back and forth like a chicken emulating a blow
job. you must also smack your lips
on the "B" and legenthen the "O".
bot is commonly used as an interjection. here
are some examples of when
bot comes in to use:
-as a greeting : BOT
in the presence of your friends
she turns her head away, you look at your
friend and say bot. said friend will get pissed
off because you are implying
that his mom will either give you a blow
job or that she is blow
a pack of attractive females
walk by: you utter
gyzm bot bot.
you don't know the lyrics to a song: you substitute all the words with
bot. this way you don't look stupid.
you drink water contaminated with
lead and your
IQ drops ten points, you repeat the word
bot for hours. this is a replication of the head trauma caused by blow
jobs - to both parties!
bot can be repeated while
down a hallway with peanut butter
smeared all over your
something is surreal
and zen, if there are no words
to explain the feeling, guess what! you say bot.
taking exams and the room is quiet, when
nobody's looking, you can yell bot really quickly to measure the reverberation of the room. if you get caught, you can say it
is part of the physics
section on the exam.
-if you go to confession and are either to embarrassed to say blow
job or afraid that you will give your
priest a boner and he will molest you, you can use bot as an euphemism. it's okay because god understands.
-if a crow is crowing
and becoming annoying, you can repeatedly scream bot at it like a shouting
-if a dog is chasing you, you turn around quickly and scream bot at it and then
you chase the dog.
-if you're bored, if there's an awkward pause in a conversation, you say bot.
-you refer to a person that repeatedly uses the word
bot as a "botter".
they take you away in a straight-jacket, you scream bot over and over.