11 definitions by dankm3m3rzz

Coomer

A lonely guy who thinks, talks and focuses too much about sex. An average coomer masturbates porn almost throughout the whole week and stinks like matches and bleach

Coomer: UUUGH.... oh god-- I'm gonna... AAAGH!!! I'M GONNA COOM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! OH GOD IM COOMING!

by dankm3m3rzz September 23, 2021

Welcome device

A poor generic cheap device (often straight from china). They often boot with a screen saying 'welcome' and come with poor specs. Can be found on wish or aliexpress

Person 1: I got a new smartphone for only $50
Person 2: Yuck, is that a welcome device

by dankm3m3rzz August 17, 2021

Nazi

Anyone who is not left leaning at this point

Person: I think the age of consent should be 18 or 21
Leftist: NAZI!!!1

by dankm3m3rzz September 18, 2021

Jan 6 2021

A main topic lefties use for gaslighting, in case they ran out of arguments

Guy 1: Biden caused the fuel shortages. Don't blame trump, hes out of office
Guy 2: But you stormed the capital on Jan 6 2021
Guy 1: What does that has to do with fuel shortages.

by dankm3m3rzz November 13, 2021