Definitions by dankest of teh dank

DMZ anus 

The time period after a huge shit where it is near impossible to sit down

Loren: I knew I couldn't have leftover Chipotle for breakfast. I'll have DMZ anus until tomorrow

DMZ anus by dankest of teh dank February 6, 2015

Trombone Pussy 

When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.

Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there

Trombone Pussy by dankest of teh dank February 2, 2015