2 definitions by dankest of teh dank

The time period after a huge shit where it is near impossible to sit down
Loren: I knew I couldn't have leftover Chipotle for breakfast. I'll have DMZ anus until tomorrow
by dankest of teh dank February 6, 2015
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When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.
Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there
by dankest of teh dank February 2, 2015
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