Definitions by daniel allan wood
suburban dejaculatetion
masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish
suburban dejaculatetion by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007
crunkle kick
a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$
crunkle kick by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007